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Career Change: Six singers that would make great porn stars

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A few months ago, British pop star Leona Lewis went on record and put the full blast on female pop stars who she said made music videos that “verged on porn”. We respect Lewis’ opinion on the matter, although her objections fall on deaf ears. Or at least our deaf ears.

We have no problem watching female singers wear minimal clothing and highlight their raunchiness in their videos all in the name of gaining some attention. Well, they got our attention all right, so much so that we got to thinking who among today’s female singers would make for awesome porn stars.

The list was long, believe us. But in the end, we settled for six finalists who bring something different to the table. Or the bedroom. Or the elevator. Or the back seat of a ’69 Mustang.

You get the picture.

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Katy Perry

Anybody that can make whipped cream and fireworks come out of their boobs definitely has our attention. Katy Perry really has everything you can look for in a porn star. Dreamy eyes, killer body, and she seems open enough to the idea of kissing a girl and liking it. And on top of all that, she can really lick the hell out of an ice cream, can’t she?

Rihanna

You know how many records and singles Rihanna has sold in her career? 25 million and 75 million, respectively. You know how many downloads a porn video featuring her can hit when it goes online? Probably enough to take down the Internet.

It’s not like she’s shy about her sexuality, either. Just think about the titles of some of her songs and albums: “Good Girl Gone Bad”, “Hard”, “S&M”. Those could be misconstrued as porn titles in it of themselves!

Chains and whips excite us too, Rihanna.

Carrie Underwood

For the most part, Carrie Underwood has a squeaky clean image, which makes her a perfect candidate for a porno. We can already see the story: wide-eyed country girl with an angelic voice decides to try her luck in a national singing competition. She ends up blowing away the competition, becoming a quasi celebrity with 27 million singles and 15 million albums sold worldwide. And when it seemed like she couldn’t get any more popular,  she gets embroiled in controversy after rumors start circulating that the aforementioned competition wasn’t the only thing she was blowing during her time in…well, you know.

Jennifer Lopez

So what if Jennifer Lopez is 43 years old. That body of her is absolutely ageless even the Vetruvian Man would probably get a hard-on just by looking at it. It’s an easy sell when you’re trying to pitch a porno of a middle-aged woman with breasts the size of watermelons and an ass that can stage its own lunar eclipse getting it on with a dude half her age. As a matter of fact, if you match those assets with a face that can moan with the best of ‘em, well, our clothes would be “on the floor” in no time, too.

Nicole Scherzinger

The former Pussycat Doll is a bonafide stunner on heels, although we surely won’t mind seeing her out of her shoes and any of the little articles of clothing she usually wears. Just like the rest of the women on this list, Scherzinger is bone-achingly hot and has the voice to match her looks. But unlike the rest of the girl on this list, Scherziner looks like the kind of woman that isn’t afraid to throw down at a moment’s notice. Her piercing looks can shake the knees of most men, making a porno about a dude taming this wild pussycat that much more tantalizing.

Beyonce

Bootylicious. ‘Nuff said.

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